“Cerebral Steamer gets your brain cleaner!”

Your neurons work hard and at the end of a long day, they deserve a break and so do you. Neurons can be messy, building connections with a large protein and leaving bits of leftover A-beta protein lying around. Don’t stress the clutter. Hire Cerebral Steamer today!

Simply leave your A-beta protein bits where they lie and let our crew of professionals do what we do best: scrub your brain sparkling clean.

Our patented cerebrospinal fluid will flood your brain while you sleep, carrying away those pesky sticky A-beta proteins. Pesky proteins can build up over time, hardening into plaque and blocking communication between neurons. When you sleep, the spaces between brain cells widen by 60%, allowing our patented fluid to clean every nook and cranny of your precious cranial organ.

Don’t be among the 1/3 of U.S. adults who are sleep deprived and allow their brain’s neurons to become a plaque infested mess. Plaques in the brain are commonly found in brains with Alzheimer’s and dirty unrested brains have a 68% higher risk of damage leading to dementia, Alzheimer’s, and other cognitive problems. Even one night without our brain scrubbing crew can allow protein build up. Don’t delay, call Cerebral Steamer today!

Haven’t had regular cleanings in years? It’s never too late to start. Close your eyes and let our crew clean behind them. Do your brain right: sleep tonight!

*Nightly cleaning is best and highly recommended.

**For maximum results, our crew needs a minimum of 7 hours to completely clean your brain and remove all plaque-forming A-beta proteins. When you call, be sure to set aside a full 7 hours or more for our crew. Interrupted cleanings are not guaranteed.

“Cerebral Steamer gets your brain cleaner!” Call 1-800-My-Brain today!

References: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/sleep-brain-alzheimers-plaques-protein. Image is from this article.

Today’s joke: Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath? It didn’t want to be brainwashed!

Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. James 4:8