I’m thankful for the variety of fresh and frozen fruits and vegetables available to me from around the world. I’m thankful for easy access to clean drinking water.
Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
I’m thankful for grandparents who ate vegetables and took daily walks. I can see the results of their healthy living as they enter their 90’s and I tell you, it’s worth it.
Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Westy: What are you serving now?
I’m thankful that my body adapts to my habits whether good or bad. Every day is new and gives me a chance to start fresh.
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!
I’m thankful for you, my readers. Happy Thanksgiving!
Therefore, since we are receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken,let us be thankful, and so worship God acceptably with reverence and awe. Hebrews 12:28
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35 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Comics