I need your opinion.

My book makes a great gift, but how to you gift a weight loss book without sending the wrong message?

My thought is to enclose a disclaimer card with the gift. My question to you is: Is it funny? Please leave a comment letting me know if it’s funny, not funny, useful, ridiculous, too wordy, not wordy enough, and so forth.

Front:

Inside:

(I can make one with a man inside for male gifters.)