Category Archives: SEX: Sleep and Exercise

The Sex-Sleep Whirlpool

A scientific study recently “discovered” what women have known for centuries: if women get sufficient sleep, they’re more likely to have sex. Say it with me, Ladies: “Well, duh!”

For every one hour of extra sleep the women in the study got, their likelihood of having sex the next day increased by 14%. That might not sound like a lot, but I think my husband would take those odds with a smile.

The more sleep you get, the more sex you might want. The more sex you have, the better you’ll sleep. The better you sleep, the more sex you might want. The more sex you have, the better you’ll sleep. It’s a Sex-Sleep whirlpool and it’s a healthy one to get sucked in to.

whirlpoolGetting enough sleep is a constant struggle for mothers, so how do you get sucked into the whirlpool? Where do you begin: with sex or with sleep?

With either one. It’s a whirlpool: you can step in gingerly, jump in with both feet, or trip and fall in and you’ll start swirling.

If you have trouble getting yourself to bed on time, ask your husband to seduce you an hour before you want to be asleep. (More on that here.) If you have no interest in sex, take a nap (20 minutes on the floor surrounded by Cheerios and Hot Wheels is fine; it doesn’t have to be glamorous) or make the effort to go to bed early for a night or two. Women are more like electric stoves than gas stoves; we need time to heat up. Pampering yourself with sleep and a day or two to mentally warm up can yield wonderful results.

Let’s say sex leaves you wide awake and not sleepy; then sex before bed might not be your best option. Instead, use sex to wake up early. Set an alarm, seduce your husband, re-set the alarm for him because you know he’ll be falling asleep, and get up. Get some exercise, get some breakfast, get a few minutes of quiet sanity, whatever you want. That night you’ll be tired earlier which, if you go to bed earlier, will start your whirlpool of early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman sexy, healthy, and wise.

 

“In vain you rise early and stay up late, toiling for food to eat— for he grants sleep to those he loves.” Psalm 127:2

 

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12858/abstract

The Journal of Sexual Medicine

Biking the Washington DC Memorials

2015 Sept Oct 103Biking is my new favorite way to tour Washington D.C. You can rent bikes for a few dollars (that’s for the day, not per hour) and the bikes allow you to see more memorials in less time. A great place to start is the Tidal Basin.lake path dc

The 2 mile loop Basin is surrounded by the Franklin D. Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, and Thomas Jefferson Memorials.

Half a mile away are the World War 2 Memorial and the Vietnam and Korean War Veterans Memorials. One more mile gets you to the White House to the north and the Smithsonian to the east.

ww2 memorialkorean-war-veterans-memorial-58425I could go on listing memorials, but the point is that there is a LOT to see in D.C. and a bike makes it easy to see most of them in a day.

2015 Sept Oct 067Take my family, for example. We’ve been to D.C. for the day a few times (we live 2 hours away), but we’ve only managed to see one or two sights per day maximum. We have little kids who get sooooooo tiiiiiiiirrrreeeeeddd when we walk from place to place. But bikes are beautiful. With bikes, we covered more than 10 miles in one afternoon. (We brought along 2 kid bikes for the seasoned child riders and a bike trailer for the wee kiddos. The rent-a-bikes are adult size only.)

Washington D.C.’s memorials are beautiful places to remember our Veterans. If you can’t make it to D.C., try biking around your own town’s center and see what you can discover!

 

Images courtesy of: www.wwiimemorial.com (WW2), roadtrippers.com (Korean), www.flickr.com (MLK), www.panoramio.com (FDR), http://www.tclf.org (cherry trees with Jefferson)

Magic that Makes the Brain Work

kim bevillWhat is the magic that makes the brain work? I’ll give you a hint! It’s one of the following:

a. sleep

b. vegetables

c. exercise

Take a guess and watch this video.

The “Magic that Makes the Brain Work” by Kim Bevill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1aNERoMndU

For those of you who hate quizzes, guessing, and/or TED talks, I want you to stand up, do ten jumping jacks, ten lunges, and touch your toes. Thank you. Now you may return to whatever you were doing and you will find that you do it better because your brain is happy.

Why I Don’t Run

I don’t run for exercise. Sometimes I wish I could, or would, because you burn so many calories so quickly, but it doesn’t work for me. I blame my boobs and my brain.

I know, all women have boobs, but my tatas are too big for running. (Note: I am not complaining, I am stating a fact. My boobs are wonderful; they’re just not built for running.) I have yet to meet a bra that can hold the Ladies in such a way that effectively fights the counter-bounce of gravity. To be comfortable, I have to tuck my elbows into my sides and make a shelf for my boobs with my forearms. Couple that with my gasping for air and I look like an asthmatic Tyrannosaurus Rex lumbering along.Trex run

My husband runs almost every day. I tried once. When I complained that I couldn’t breathe, he helpfully advised me to count to four as I breathe in and to four again as I breathe out. I tried it and it worked very well: I could breathe and running was easier, but I kept having flashbacks of Lamaze breathing during labor. Also, after two minutes of counting, my brain was bored. Me + bored + sweaty T-Rex = not a happy runner. I prefer to power walk while reading a book.

The only time I like to run is when I play soccer or some other competitive field sport. There’s something about chasing down my prey and stealing the ball that thrills me. It’s how T-Rexes like to run.

 

Mommy’s Playground Workout (Part 2)

SUICIDES

P.S. “Suicides” are “a run comprising a series of sprints of increasing lengths” (thank you yourdictionary.com), so named for the feeling that you will die from lung exhaustion and/or muscle collapse as a result. I am, therefore, referring to the mother on this one, not to the children. Thought I should clarify before some angry comments rolled in. Should “suicides” be called something else? Probably. Go try some and tell me what other word comes to mind.

playground suicides

PLANKING (DEFINITION #2)

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Close the Kitchen: Night Snacking and Weight Loss

pjs and pizzaI’ve been putting off writing this post for months. I’ve heard over and over again that snacking in the evening derails weight loss, and I knew that if I researched the concept and it was true, I would have to stop snacking after dinner. I can’t tell you to close your kitchen at 8pm and then sneak into mine at 10:30pm for chocolate pudding now, can I? (Mmm, maybe I could. My kids don’t know, so how could you?) I get hungry before bed and I like snacking, so I wanted to postpone that change as long as possible.

I finally summoned the courage to research “night snacking”…and found out some good news!

Allow me to explain.

Half of my research said yes, you should stop eating 2 hours before you go to bed. Eating before going to sleep can cause heartburn, problems with blood sugar for diabetics, prevents healing (because your body is busy digesting instead of healing while you sleep), and fuels your body at a time that it doesn’t need fuel.

The other half of my research said that was a bunch of hooey. Eating a healthy snack before bed, especially one with protein and/or a healthy fat, can help stabilize blood sugars during the night and help you sleep better because your body isn’t hungry. Weight loss is a factor of calories in vs calories out and it doesn’t matter what time of day you eat those calories, only what the total is.

So who’s right?

You tell me. Your body is different from my body is different from her body is different from…you get the idea. So here’s what I propose: Close the Kitchen, but you choose the hour and the menu. At some point we need to stop snacking and go to bed and that point should be before we throw caution and calories to the wind in a late night junk-craving frenzy. Let’s face it: most of us make very poor snacking choices close to bedtime. A morning snack? Fruits and nuts. Afternoon? Carrots and cappuccino. Bedtime? Half a tub of ice cream, a leftover burrito, and a handful of Hershey Kisses as measured with my son’s oversized Hulk gloves.

tv snackWe need to plan ahead. In my house, we eat dinner around 5pm. A bit early for some folks, but that’s when we’re home and hungry. I can’t close the kitchen at 8pm because that’s when I’m raiding it. I know I’ll be hungry, so I need to plan for it; save calories for it if I’m counting them, or decide on a healthy snack, eat it, and then close the kitchen. I don’t want to undo all the good I’ve done all day because I was caught off guard after dark.

If you’re not sure what’s best for you, do an experiment on yourself. (Sure! Wear a white lab coat, why not?) For one week, don’t eat a snack before bed. Close the Kitchen two hours before you sleep. See what kind of effect that routine has on your body. Some of you will feel thinner in the morning, will sleep better, and won’t have dirty dishes staring at you from the sink before coffee the next morning. Some of you will sleep poorly, eat an overly large breakfast to compensate for the hunger pains the night before, and end the experiment early.

The next week try eating a healthy snack half an hour before bed and see what happens. Some of you will watch one healthy snack turn into four semi-healthy snacks and a bag of chips because your will power is asleep but you are not. Some of you will sleep better, feel fuller, and end a successful day successfully with a good-for-you treat.

Once you know what’s best for your body, make it a habit. The point is not to argue about when to stop night snacking and close your kitchen, but to make a realistic plan for night snacking and stick to it. If your self control goes to bed before you do, stop snacking when your self control sleeps, no matter what time it is. Also, remember the key word we’ve been repeating: sleep. Do not overestimate the power of sleep for defeating late night cravings! A friend of mine grew up poor on a Caribbean island. His advice for night snacking? “Just go to bed.” When he was growing up, his family didn’t have enough food for snacks in the evening, so when they were hungry, they went to bed. It’s so simple, but it’s often the last thing to occur to us.

One last tip: if there is no junk food in the house, you won’t snack on junk food at 10pm when you crave it the most.  There are times I add something to my cart that I don’t normally buy and I know it will be trouble. Eventually I end up on the sofa in front of the TV at 11pm, holding the empty bag and wondering why I had such high expectations for my late evening Self Control. Self Control is a nice guy during the day, but don’t buy him chips or chocolate covered anything and don’t loan him money.

“The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty.” Proverbs 21:5 (NIV)

Footnotes:

http://www.damyhealth.com/eating-before-bed/ Eating Before Bed – What to Avoid

http://healthysimplelife.com/5-reasons-why-you-should-eat-before-bed/ Five Reasons Why You Should Eat Before Bed

http://www.livestrong.com/article/440180-what-are-benefits-of-not-eating-before-bed/ What are Benefits of Not Eating Before Bed

Images courtesy of: pizza www.eatwell101.com, tv snacker www.livestrong.com

Is TRX For Me?

TRX groupI tried a TRX demo class this week and I’m tempted to sign up for the real thing. Let’s take a look at the pros and cons.

I arrived two minutes early and stood in front of a strap attached to the wall, surrounded by people in spandex. I, of course, was wearing a baggy old t-shirt because I’m not going to spend $20 on a shirt I’m only going to sweat in. (I’m looking for sales, though. I’d spend $4.) I passed my first TRX challenge, which was to NOT run out the door. Whenever I enter a group exercise class, I have this illogical fear that I’ll be found out: someone will walk up to me and say “Hey, you’re not athletic! What are you doing here?” That didn’t happen. (Whew! Fooled ‘em again!)

trx plankPRO #1: The instructors were welcoming and helpful.

It took us 15 minutes to do our “5 minute” warm up because we had to learn how to use the straps. Lengthen them, shorten them, hands in the handles, feet in the handles, face the wall, face the center of the room, put your left leg in and you shake it all about.

trx jumpPRO #2 This could be the closest I ever come to being a trapeze artist.

It was a good workout. We worked our arms and legs, sucked in our bellies, and tightened our buttocks. When asked how I felt at the end of class, I answered honestly: “Shaky”. I congratulated a fellow classmate when we managed to walk up a flight of stairs after class without collapsing.

trx liftPRO #3 This kind of intense workout will never happen if I don’t have an instructor “making” me do it. I could end up with visible muscles.

When the instructor described the goal for the class (about 3x the work we did in this demo class), I was scared. I’d have to learn how to plank. I’d have to do pushups and sit ups. I would sweat. I would be sore (and as a stay at home mom who bends, lifts, and moves all day long, that makes for a very long day).

CON #1 No chance to wimp out and be lazy.

This is exactly the type of exercise I don’t go for. But for some reason, I think I’m willing to try. And it just might, maybe, sorta kinda have something to do with bathing suit season being only six weeks away. Trapeze artist, here I come!

“For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.” 1 Timothy 4:8

Images courtesy of www.trueconditioning.com (group), greenleafmovement.com (jumping guy), consistentfitness.blogspot.com (plank), www.golffloridemag.com (butt lift)

The REM Sleep Song

Rapid Eye Movement (REM) Sleep is very important for the human body. How important? Sing along with me and find out!

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REM sleep is like a toilet,

Flushing proteins from my head.

REM sleep is like a toilet,

Cleans my brain while I’m in bed.

 

REM sleep is like a good shrink,

Helps me process how I feel.

REM sleep is like a good shrink,

Glad or sad, it helps me deal.

 

REM sleep is like a movie,

Gives me dreams where I’m the star.

REM sleep is like a movie,

Sad or sweet or just bizarre.

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REM sleep is like a Xanax,

Lowers stress and blood pressure.

REM sleep is like a Xanax,

Boosts my mood, yup, that’s for sure.

 

REM sleep is like Post It,

Replays memories like a flick.

REM sleep is like a Post It,

Makes my short term memory stick.

 

REM sleep is like a tutor,

Helps me retain what I’ve learned.

REM sleep is like a tutor,

Owe it all the A’s I’ve earned.

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REM sleep is like light bulb,

Make connections, mental leap.

REM sleep is like a light bulb,

Solve a problem while I sleep.

 

REM sleep is pretty special,

Make it a priority.

REM sleep is pretty special,

Sing its praises loud with me!

 

If you make a video of yourself singing this song, please send me the link!

 

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified.  He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay.  Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee.There you will see him.’ Now I have told you.” Matthew 28:5-7

 

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Exercise Tip of the Week

Ice-slip-drinkTwo days ago I slipped on my icy front step and hurt my back. Thankfully I didn’t break anything, didn’t hit my head, had my cell phone in my pocket to call my husband, had a neighbor home across the street to watch my kids while I went to the hospital for x-rays…I have plenty to be thankful for. I’m walking slowly with a cane and sitting ALL day because when I sit, nothing hurts.

So, your exercise tip of the week is: Don’t fall on ice. The only exercise left for you will be curling your toes!

 

“The law of their God is in their hearts; their feet do not slip.” Psalm 37:31

 

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