Category Archives: Putting It All Together

Buttocks Reveal All Natural Botox (Part 1)

facialWhen we think about skin care, most of us picture lotions, sunscreen, or someone sporting a goopy green face peel and cucumber eyelids. Turns out we should add exercise to that list of mental pictures. In 2014 researchers at McMasters University in Ontario found that exercise produced remarkable changes in the skin of people over age 40. (If you’re not over 40 yet, you will be before you know it, so pay attention anyway.)

-mice-old-young-experiment-story-topMcMaster University had already studied old mice and found that mice who exercised “maintained healthy brains, hearts, muscles, reproductive organs, and fur far longer than their sedentary labmates”.  Mice who were denied access to running wheels quickly grew frail, ill, gray, and demented. Admit it: not only are you picturing a few humans you know right now, but you’re trying to remember if they exercise.

When we’re young, our body can cover up for many poor health choices. Twenty year olds can eat mostly junk, never leave the couch, and still appear healthy, but as our bodies approach middle age, we start visibly reaping what our habits have sown.

The researchers at McMaster U. turned from mice to human volunteers and biopsied skin from the one area of the body that (hopefully) had never seen the sun: the buttock. The volunteers were habitually sedentary and aged 65 or older at the start of the study, and all had normal skin for their age.

Difference-that-comes-in-skin-layers-with-ageAs normal skin ages, the topmost layer of the epidermis (the part you can see and touch) becomes thicker which makes the skin feel dry, flakey, and dense. The dermis, the layer of skin under the epidermis, becomes thinner, which makes the skin look saggy and translucent. That was the state of the volunteer buttocks: thicker outer layer and thinner inner layer. Mm-mmm, green face peels and dry saggy butt skin. If we continue with these mental images, this is going to be a post about weight loss, not skin!

The volunteers exercised twice a week for three months and had a butt biopsy again. (Lucky researchers.) The post-exercise skin layers looked very different; similar to the skin of 20-40 year olds. Wrinkles were not affected by the exercise, but those wrinkles were now enjoying a thinner epidermis and a nice thick dermis.

funny-sweatWhy does exercise benefit our skin? One reason is sweat, my least favorite aspect of exercise. When our bodies get warmed up, our pores dilate. As the sweat pours forth, it carries dirt and oil with it, like a warm, salty, inside out mini shower. Speaking of showers, if you won’t be bathing soon after you sweat, it’s a good idea to at least wash your face. If you don’t rinse them off, the dirt and oil can be sucked back into your pores as you cool off. Yup, this is definitely a weight loss post.

Exercise also reduces stress and body wide inflammation, two things the medical community in general agrees we’re better off without. When we’re stressed, our glands produce less oil in our skin which causes things like acne and eczema to flare up.

Next week we’ll look at the biggest benefit of exercise for the skin: blood flow.

 

Whoever heeds discipline shows the way to life, but whoever ignores correction leads others astray. Proverbs 10:17 (NIV)

 

Images courtesy of: www.cnn.com (old and young mice), www.fitandhappy.org (skin layers), http://toppixgallery.com/ (sweat), www.care2.com (facial)

The Wizard of Oz Sleeps Well

yellow-brick-roadThis post is a re-peat, but NPR reported this week on scientists studying the connection between lack of sleep and Alzheimer’s, so it seemed like an appropriate time to remind ourselves that sleep is not a luxury, but a mind-altering necessity.

I invite you to travel with me down the Healthy Body Yellow Brick Road. Ready, Dorothy?  Let’s collect our traveling companions and get back to Kansas!

imagesHey Scarecrow!  Did you know that sleep cleans your brain?  When you sleep, your brain cells contract, leaving extra space between them.  Spinocerebral fluid then flows around the cells, flushing away the proteins that build up there when you’re awake.  Protein build up has been linked to alzheimers and dementia.  When you get enough sleep (7-8 hours per night), your brain gets detoxed.  I got so little sleep in college, I think I built protein palaces. http://www.nih.gov/researchmatters/october2013/10282013clear.htm Another new study just announced that missed sleep results in an increase in certain chemicals in the brain – the same type of chemical increases that occur after a head injury.  http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelindex=10&from=en-us_msnhpvidmod#/video/7d94de3e-03fa-4090-aa8a-331b3c311c1e

Annex - Garland, Judy (Wizard of Oz, The)_01“If I only had a heart” and if I only slept enough to keep it strong!  Tin Man, a new study came out this past summer which links sleep and heart health.  There are four factors that significantly affect one’s risk for cardiovascular disease: smoking, diet, exercise, and alcohol. New research has added a fifth: sleep.  If you don’t get enough sleep, it adversely affects your heart just as much as smoking does.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2353692/Lack-sleep-increases-risk-heart-disease-SMOKING.html

images (3)Lion, your courage to face the day and change your bad habits into good ones is also linked to sleep.  Mood is affected by sleep.  If you or someone you know has worked night shift, you don’t need science to tell you that lack of sleep makes a person more irritable, less patient, and well, not someone you want to be caged up with.  Some studies have linked sleep deprivation with depression and other studies show that lack of sleep causes your amygdala (the part of the brain associated with negative emotions) to act up more and be less connected to the part of your brain that regulates emotion (and keeps the crazies in check).  http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/between-you-and-me/201308/all-night-the-effects-sleep-loss-mood

images (2)images (1)Last, but not least, we can’t forget the Good Witch Leptin and the Wicked Witch Ghrelin.  Well rested bodies produce lots of the hormone leptin which tells your body to stop eating.  Sleep starved bodies produce more ghrelin hormones which tell your body to eat more.  So in this metaphor, the Munchkins actually work for Wicked Witch Ghrelin.  (Dunkin Donut holes, get it?)  Come on, Lollipop Guild, you’re not helping us get to Kansas. http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/excessive-sleepiness-10/lack-of-sleep-weight-gain

Join me in celebrating the New Year by resolving to get more sleep: rest for our brain, our heart, and our mood.  On our Yellow Brick Road, the best thing Dorothy can do is lie down in the field of poppies and take a nap.

He makes me lie down in green pastures,he leads me beside quiet waters, he refreshes my soul. Psalm 23:2,3a
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Images are from:

http://www.doctormacro.com/movie%20summaries/w/wizard%20of%20oz,%20the%20(1939).htm

http://www.fanpop.com

http://www.hrcsuite.com/strategic-planning/manufacturing-metrics

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Witch_of_the_West

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm846889984/ch0004330

http://www.queen-of-theme-party-games.com/wizard-of-oz-games.html#axzz39fndneOL

An Argument for Pie for Breakfast

grandmas-pumpkin-pieI’m baking pies for Thanksgiving this week (my only contribution to the meal) and I’m baking extra pumpkin pies for breakfast. Pie for breakfast might sound crazy, but it’s a family tradition that dates all the way back to when I started baking pies. Pumpkin pie has every food group: dairy, protein, vegetable, grains, even sugar and fat. It’s such a complete picture of the food pyramid that we slice pie into triangles in honor of the three sided symbol of a balanced diet.

new-food-pyramid-2012I wanted to defend my love of pumpkin pie for breakfast by researching the number of food pyramid servings of vegetables, protein, and dairy per slice. The numbers looked impressive at first: pumpkin pie includes 3 servings of dairy, 1 serving of protein, and 4 servings of vegetables! Then I realized those numbers were per pie, not per slice. Those 3/8, 1/8, and 1/2 fractions aren’t very persuasive. I had to change my tactics.

Surely pumpkin pie, since its namesake is a vegetable, is better than (or at least equivalent to) other breakfast foods, I reasoned with myself.  I made a chart comparing calories, protein, sugar, and sodium and returned to Google.

The results?

homemade_pumpkin_pie_ingredientsPumpkin pie is the best breakfast ever! It has fewer calories than a bagel with cream cheese and more protein than a donut! (Of course, you can say the same about dryer lint.) Like any statistician worth her salt, I make the numbers say what I want them to say.

The truth is that pumpkin pie has less protein, more sugar, and more sodium than a bagel with cream cheese. Pie has twice the protein of a donut, but the two are pretty much equal when it comes to calories, sodium, and sugar.  Pie’s saving grace is the pumpkin and the vitamins that vegetable brings with it.

crustless-pumpkin-pie_4805If, however, you make yourself a crustless pumpkin pie, you cut your calories in half and the argument for Pie for Breakfast becomes much stronger, as well as statistically sound.  Pie then becomes on par with a cup of Cheerios with 2% milk or an egg and buttered toast and it still counts as vegetables for breakfast.

It turns out that pumpkin pie is not an ideal breakfast. (Since a truly ideal breakfast is raw nuts and vegetables, that statement can be applied to most menu items.) But if you’re going to eat pumpkin pie, the morning is a great time to do it. Pie pairs well with coffee or tea and it provides a full food pyramid picture. Most importantly, pie for breakfast fills you with joy, which gets your day off to a great start!

 

Images courtesy of: www.bonappetit.com (pie slices), www.safefood.eu (food pyramid),www.crunchacolor.com (ingredients), amyshealthybaking.com (crustless pie)

Truly Addictive Foods and Voting Results

The winner (by a narrow margin) is cartoon ending B! Thank you to everyone who voted!processed-food-packaging

The scientific study that led to the “Cheese is Crack” headlines did not prove that dairy’s like dope, but it did come to an important conclusion that was mostly ignored by the media. The study had 500 people rate foods from least addictive to most addictive and yes, cheese ranked high on the list, but the top of the list was dominated by processed foods. The more processed the food, the more fat added to that food, the more addictive it felt.  See why they went with “Cheese is Crack”? “Manufactured Munchies are Meth” is a mouthful.

processed food 2The addictiveness of processed foods is what should have made headlines! (Or the felt addictiveness; remember, no one was probed, prodded, or even fed during the study; they were asked for their opinion.) Companies know that processed foods are addictive and even test their products for “cravability” (ie addictiveness). If they can get us to eat a little, they know we’ll want more.

This is important for weight loss. If you’re trying to eat less, avoid highly processed foods as best you can. The more processed the food, the more addictive it is, so do yourself a favor and stop buying the worst of them. You might crave them for the first few days, but they’re not crack cocaine: you can resist and you can handle any withdrawal symptoms (like irritability, nostalgia, or desperately cleaning out the back corners of the cabinets) at home.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cheese-is-not-addictive-like-crack_562ad63de4b0443bb5641eb1

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-cheese-crack-science-20151023-story.html

Images courtesy of: www.shadylabib.com (processed foods), trinityriverfitness.com (quote)

 

 

 

Close the Kitchen: Night Snacking and Weight Loss

pjs and pizzaI’ve been putting off writing this post for months. I’ve heard over and over again that snacking in the evening derails weight loss, and I knew that if I researched the concept and it was true, I would have to stop snacking after dinner. I can’t tell you to close your kitchen at 8pm and then sneak into mine at 10:30pm for chocolate pudding now, can I? (Mmm, maybe I could. My kids don’t know, so how could you?) I get hungry before bed and I like snacking, so I wanted to postpone that change as long as possible.

I finally summoned the courage to research “night snacking”…and found out some good news!

Allow me to explain.

Half of my research said yes, you should stop eating 2 hours before you go to bed. Eating before going to sleep can cause heartburn, problems with blood sugar for diabetics, prevents healing (because your body is busy digesting instead of healing while you sleep), and fuels your body at a time that it doesn’t need fuel.

The other half of my research said that was a bunch of hooey. Eating a healthy snack before bed, especially one with protein and/or a healthy fat, can help stabilize blood sugars during the night and help you sleep better because your body isn’t hungry. Weight loss is a factor of calories in vs calories out and it doesn’t matter what time of day you eat those calories, only what the total is.

So who’s right?

You tell me. Your body is different from my body is different from her body is different from…you get the idea. So here’s what I propose: Close the Kitchen, but you choose the hour and the menu. At some point we need to stop snacking and go to bed and that point should be before we throw caution and calories to the wind in a late night junk-craving frenzy. Let’s face it: most of us make very poor snacking choices close to bedtime. A morning snack? Fruits and nuts. Afternoon? Carrots and cappuccino. Bedtime? Half a tub of ice cream, a leftover burrito, and a handful of Hershey Kisses as measured with my son’s oversized Hulk gloves.

tv snackWe need to plan ahead. In my house, we eat dinner around 5pm. A bit early for some folks, but that’s when we’re home and hungry. I can’t close the kitchen at 8pm because that’s when I’m raiding it. I know I’ll be hungry, so I need to plan for it; save calories for it if I’m counting them, or decide on a healthy snack, eat it, and then close the kitchen. I don’t want to undo all the good I’ve done all day because I was caught off guard after dark.

If you’re not sure what’s best for you, do an experiment on yourself. (Sure! Wear a white lab coat, why not?) For one week, don’t eat a snack before bed. Close the Kitchen two hours before you sleep. See what kind of effect that routine has on your body. Some of you will feel thinner in the morning, will sleep better, and won’t have dirty dishes staring at you from the sink before coffee the next morning. Some of you will sleep poorly, eat an overly large breakfast to compensate for the hunger pains the night before, and end the experiment early.

The next week try eating a healthy snack half an hour before bed and see what happens. Some of you will watch one healthy snack turn into four semi-healthy snacks and a bag of chips because your will power is asleep but you are not. Some of you will sleep better, feel fuller, and end a successful day successfully with a good-for-you treat.

Once you know what’s best for your body, make it a habit. The point is not to argue about when to stop night snacking and close your kitchen, but to make a realistic plan for night snacking and stick to it. If your self control goes to bed before you do, stop snacking when your self control sleeps, no matter what time it is. Also, remember the key word we’ve been repeating: sleep. Do not overestimate the power of sleep for defeating late night cravings! A friend of mine grew up poor on a Caribbean island. His advice for night snacking? “Just go to bed.” When he was growing up, his family didn’t have enough food for snacks in the evening, so when they were hungry, they went to bed. It’s so simple, but it’s often the last thing to occur to us.

One last tip: if there is no junk food in the house, you won’t snack on junk food at 10pm when you crave it the most.  There are times I add something to my cart that I don’t normally buy and I know it will be trouble. Eventually I end up on the sofa in front of the TV at 11pm, holding the empty bag and wondering why I had such high expectations for my late evening Self Control. Self Control is a nice guy during the day, but don’t buy him chips or chocolate covered anything and don’t loan him money.

“The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty.” Proverbs 21:5 (NIV)

Footnotes:

http://www.damyhealth.com/eating-before-bed/ Eating Before Bed – What to Avoid

http://healthysimplelife.com/5-reasons-why-you-should-eat-before-bed/ Five Reasons Why You Should Eat Before Bed

http://www.livestrong.com/article/440180-what-are-benefits-of-not-eating-before-bed/ What are Benefits of Not Eating Before Bed

Images courtesy of: pizza www.eatwell101.com, tv snacker www.livestrong.com

Chol-egg-sterol: Do eggs raise cholesterol?

eggsI’ve often wondered if eggs really do contribute to high cholesterol. Some research says yes, some says no, some says maybe. I’m no eggspert, but I did an unofficial eggsperiment this year that had some clear results. Let me eggsplain.

I’ve had high cholesterol for years. When I started losing weight, I managed to lower my cholesterol by 40 points over two years using diet and eggsercise. During those years, I ate two eggs per month. One of my sons is allergic to eggs, so I only bought them once a month and the non-allergic family members feasted for a day and washed our hands and dishes thoroughly afterwards. I even learned to bake without eggs.

My allergic son is outgrowing his egg allergy, so one year ago we got five chicks and last November those chicks turned hens began laying five eggs per day. For the past six months, I’ve been eating 2-4 eggs per week.

scrambled-eggsAs my annual medical checkup and blood work screening loomed, I wondered whether my lowered cholesterol had remained low. I was a little bit eggcited to see my results; the ONLY thing in my lifestyle that had changed in the one year separating the blood work was my egg consumption.

My eggspectations were confirmed: my LDL is back up 40 points. Oops.

I’m not devastated because I know how to fix it. What’s an egg-loving, hen-owning gal to do? Eat the whites, limit the yolks. Not a bad solution.

This poor blog post: with all of these egg puns, its cholesterol is going to be through the roof! What’s that you say? The yolks weren’t funny? Fair enough, then they don’t count and this blog post’s doctor will be content.

“Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for an egg, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!” Luke 11:11-13 (NIV)

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Weight Loss and Faith

Weight loss can be frustrating. For example, six weeks ago my boys joined the swim team and I started exercising during their practices, five days a week. That was in addition to my normal exercising. I was also watching what I ate. Despite the extra effort for six weeks, the scale hasn’t budged and my clothes fit the same. I want to throw up my hands, yell “I quit!”, and play on my tablet during practice like the other moms instead of swimming laps or walking on the treadmill.

6But I can’t do that. First of all, my boys will be embarrassed if I yell like a crazy woman in front of their friends, and second, I’ve got to believe all of this work is having a positive effect somewhere in my body. Somewhere, deep down, I have cells that look like they just won Biggest Loser. But I have to keep trying until those effects grow beyond the microscopic and become visible to my naked eye.

Weight loss takes faith. When I started losing weight three years ago, I knew it would take work, and I knew it would take resilience, but I never expected to need faith.

I have to have faith that the vegetables I eat, the sleep I snooze, and the exercise I do is making a difference until time has passed and I see evidence of that difference: I feel stronger, my cholesterol drops, I look trimmer, and so forth. I would love faithless weight loss. Eat a carrot and BOOM: one pound lighter. Lift a weight and BOOM: a bicep appears out of nowhere. SIGH.

P1010166But God designed our bodies to adapt to our behavior over time. (And thank God that He did! If a goldfish overate like I did, it wouldn’t store fat, it’d just die.) As it is, our bodies expand to accommodate extra food and shrink back when food is decreased. When we eat sugar and sit on our rears, our bodies crave sugar and tire easily, but when we eat plants and move our limbs, our bodies miss those things if we stop. We adapt and actually begin to crave what’s good for us.

Just like people who read the Bible every day don’t expect an angel choir mountain top super spiritual experience every time they read a verse, but notice changes over time in their relationship with God and others because of their Scripture reading, so too physical changes take time and perseverance to happen. Instead of faith in God, it’s faith in how God created our bodies to function.

2013 August 106Study after study has shown that the benefits of exercise and eating well start at the cellular level. There are many trillions of cells in the human body, so it takes a while for us to notice when a few million of them change.

Don’t give up. (Preaching to myself here.) Have faith that what you do for your health today will benefit you today and next week and next month, even if you don’t see results now.

Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.  – James 1:4 (NIV)

P.S. I wrote the rough draft of this post last week and this week I stepped onto the scale and there was visible progress! Not a whole heapin’ lot after 6 weeks, but I’ll take it! Hooray! “Never give up; never surrender!” (Galaxy Quest quote – great movie.)

Eat Your Goal

Losing weight can be a mathematical headache. How many calories do I cut to equal one pound of weight loss? How many pounds per week before swimsuit season? If a train leaves the station at 10am and you race it…. The Weight Loss Bible walks you through pages of caloric math and then offers a simple alternative: eat your goal.

eat your goalThe concept is simple: if your goal weight is 140 pounds, then eat what a 140 pound woman eats. I love this idea! After all, the goal here is not only to lose the pounds, but to change your lifestyle; not only to reach your goal weight, but to maintain that weight for decades. So don’t play diet games. Eat like a thinner, healthier person and you will become one.

Look around you and take notice of the healthy people in your social sphere. Do the healthy people exercise? Then so should you. Do they eat vegetables? So should you. Do they drink water? Limit junk food? Sleep 7-8 hours per night? It’s so simple! Just move and eat and drink and sleep the way a person at your goal weight moves and eats and drinks and sleeps!

(A quick word of caution here: slim does not always mean healthy. Before you emulate a person’s lifestyle, observe them closely and critically. She may be thin, but does she eat? I’m talking healthy meals, not diet shakes. Is she overly obsessed with food or exercise? It’s possible for a perfect body to become the central priority of one’s life, but that’s not actually healthy.)

Eating your goal is simple, but I never said easy.

Brian Wansink, a professor of consumer behavior and nutritional science says that we make an average of 200 food related choices each day, many of them subconsciously. Even if we’ve got it half right when we start our health improvement journey, that’s 100 choices to be made differently each day, and that’s potentially overwhelming.

So keep it simple in your mind. Picture yourself at your goal weight or your goal level of health. Act like that version of yourself starting today. Eat your goal. Drink your goal. Move your goal. If you focus on your goal, your subconscious will adapt and those 200 daily decisions will be made for your benefit.

If you need a cheerleader, wave your arms around a bit and chant along with me:

I choose to be

A healthy me!

I’m eating wise,

I exercise.

It’s my new role:

To eat my goal!

 

“So we make it our goal to please him, whether we are at home in the body or away from it.” 2 Corinthians 5:9

Recipe: Shrimp in Green Tea Curry Sauce

2015 Jan 027This recipe comes to us from Prevention.com. It caught my eye because it combines our final two cancer prevention foods: green tea and curcumin (curry). Like I said last week, the curcumin in curry isn’t plentiful enough to kill cancer tumors in one meal, but it sure is delicious.

One final note: when my husband and I first tried this recipe, we thought it was okay. Then my hubby squeezed some lemon juice over our plates and BAM! So delicious.

 

INGREDIENTS

1 cup boiling water

1 tablespoon green tea leaves (I cut open a tea bag)

8 ounces dried linguine (or whatever pasta you have in the pantry if, like me, you’re too lazy to make a special trip to the store; see photo)

1 tablespoon canola oil

1 pound large shrimp, peeled, deveined, and rinsed (would also be good with chicken, I think)

1/4 cup finely chopped scallions, white and light green parts

2 teaspoons minced garlic

1 1/2 teaspoons hot or mild curry powder

2 tablespoons sake or dry white wine

1 teaspoon toasted sesame oil

chopped cilantro and sliced scallions (dark green parts)

fresh lemon juice

 

DIRECTIONS

  1. Cook the linguine according to the package direction, subtracting 2 minutes of the cooking time. Drain and return to the cooking pot to keep warm.
  2. In a heatproof container, combine the boiling water and tea. Cover and steep for 5 minutes.
  3. Meanwhile, heat the canola oil in a large nonstick skillet or wok over high heat. Add the shrimp, scallions, garlic, and curry powder. Cook, tossing, for 1 minute. Add the sake or wine. Cook for 30 seconds. Add the tea and half of the tea leaves. Cook for 1 minute, or until the shrimp are opaque. With a slotted spoon, remove the shrimp and set aside.
  4. Transfer the linguine to the skillet or wok. Reduce the heat to medium-low. Cook, tossing, for about 3 minutes, or until the linguine is al dente and the sauce has thickened. Return the shrimp to the pan. Drizzle with the sesame oil. Toss to combine. Garnish with the cilantro and scallions.
  5. Drizzle with fresh lemon juice and salt to taste.

Eating For Cancer Prevention: Curcumin

star trek securityKirk, coom in, it’s Scotty in Engineering!”

“Kirk here. What’s the matter, Scotty?”

“Captain, it’s Security! They’ve been brainwashed!”

“Brainwashed!”

“Aye, Captain. Security deployed to arrest an invading alien, but now they won’t stop! They’re arresting the crew.”

“Just fix it, Scotty. And curry!”

“Curry, Captain?”

Simon-pegg-star-trek-3“I said hurry, Scotty, hurry!”

Inflammation, like the Starship Enterprise’s Security force, is essential for keeping your body safe from invading microorganisms; inflammation helps to kill the invaders and start the healing process. But chronic inflammation, when the body ends up attacking itself, can lead to a galaxy of problems. Inflammation has been linked to cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease, and metabolic syndrome (which can lead to stroke and diabetes).

So what’s a Scotsman in outer space to do? Hit the intercom and say “Curcumin!”

(Not laughing? Re-read the first line of this post. Still not laughing? I blame your Scottish accent.)

curcuminCurcumin is a compound found in turmeric, a root that gives curry and mustard it’s yellow color. Curcumin is both a very strong anti-inflammatory and an antioxidant. (A green tea toast to that!) The bad news is that turmeric (and therefore curry) doesn’t contain a whole lot of curcumin; most medical benefits are seen from taking curcumin extracts, not from eating Indian food 24/7. That’s a bummer, because I was hoping that hitting our local Indian buffet could be considered “fighting cancer”. Sigh.

A bottle of curcumin extract will run your anywhere from $15-30. I’m not usually one to take extracts; I barely remember to take my daily multivitamin. But I also like the idea of giving my body a Star Trek spring cleaning.

kirk fightFirst there’s Kirk. He seeks out new life and new civilizations and, if they’re evil, he squashes them. He prevents evil empires from spreading to other planets, fights the enemy in hand to hand combat, and roots out injustice all over the galaxy. Curcumin stops cancer tumors from spreading, stops tumors from growing, and even reduces pre-cancerous lesions. Best to let Kirk coom in.

SpockThen there’s Spock. Logical to a fault and owner of the coolest ears this side of Vulcan, Spock increases the knowledge of everyone around him. Curcumin raises the level of BDNF (Brain-Derived Neurotrophic Factor) in our brains. BDNF is what allows your brain to keep learning and growing throughout your life, and decreased levels of BDNF have been linked to depression and Alzheimer’s. So, curcumin makes you Spockier.

mccoyLast of our Star Trek spring cleaners is Doctor Bones McCoy. McCoy has a big heart and curcumin improves the function of the lining of the blood vessels, which affects blood pressure, clotting, and other important stuff that you need McCoy’s medical tricorder to observe properly. In short, curcumin helps prevent heart disease because “Darn it, Jim, McCoy’s a doctor, not a chef”.

If you do try curcumin, please talk to your doctor or at least google the side effects first. They don’t sound bad unless you’re taking certain kinds of chemotherapy or trying to get pregnant.

“Scotty, is Security under control? The Ambassador from the Planet of Beautiful Bipedal Females is due to arrive any minute.”

“Aye, Captain, we’re all set. I’ve got the curry.”

“I said hurry, Scotty.”

“I did, Captain. The Ambassador has just beamed aboard.”

“I’ll come greet her in person. Kirk coomin’ down.”

 

Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean. Matthew 23:26

 

Images courtesy of: www.comicvine.com (security officers), www.worldtechtoday.com (Scotty), dejareviewer.com (Kirk), bigbangtheory.wikia.com (Spock), www.thezone.fm (McCoy), www.precisionnutrition.com (curcumin)